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Cosmo’s Favorite Albums of 2024

January 12, 2025January 8, 2025 Reviewed by Cosmo No comments

The Goat Review presents an annual special: Cosmo’s Favorite Albums of 2024. Find out what made his eggplant ecstatic this year!

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Anti-Peat’s Favorite Albums of 2024

January 10, 2025January 12, 2025 Reviewed by Anti-Peat No comments

The Goat Review presents an annual special: Anti-Peat’s Favorite Albums of 2024. Find out what our melodeath hating melodeath lover deems worthy.

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LVME – Of Sinful Nature Review

March 19, 2024March 18, 2024 Reviewed by Anti-Peat No comments

LVME’s take on black metal draws broadly from the many traditions within it. The classic tremolo and blastbeat approach is used to release the pressure created by shimmering dissonance and mid-paced ritualistic melodies. LVME is easy to love.

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This Week In Metal, 2024 Week 9

March 3, 2024March 3, 2024 Reviewed by Trans-dimensional Being of Extreme Punctuation No comments

Another week, another round of metal reviews in the bag. Words are tough, so we assembled the highlights. And if you want to read the latest reviews for the new offerings from Fathomless Ritual, Stygian Crown, Cyberaktif, Griffon, and Golden Core, you can do that too!

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Griffon – De Republica Review

February 26, 2024February 25, 2024 Reviewed by Cosmo No comments

Taking a decidedly anti-authoritarian and perhaps even antifascist perspective, each song here is about a different time period in history, with the prime focus being French history. Every track takes on a melancholic tinge, and can be considered laments, because nothing feels triumphant. What a Monday pick-me-up!

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Unlock the Crypts

Crypts of the Unknown: Blunt Force Trauma – Vengeance for Nothing

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Ritual Ascension – Profanation of the Adamic Covenant Review

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Act of Impalement – Profane Altar Review

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