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Svnth – Pink Noise Youth Review

April 18, 2025April 18, 2025 Reviewed by Inksterium No comments

Have you ever longed for a cold stream on a hot day? Fresh air after rain? Perhaps the fourth album from Italian blackgaze shapeshifters, Svnth, will be what you seek. Lady Inksterium certainly thinks that flower fields everywhere should be in danger. But frolicking is not a crime!

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Inksterium’s Favorite Albums of 2023

January 4, 2024January 14, 2024 Reviewed by Inksterium No comments

The Goat Review presents an annual special: Inksterium’s Favorite Albums of 2023. Find out what our hard-working editor actually enjoyed!

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Soen – Memorial Review

September 8, 2023September 8, 2023 Reviewed by Metalligator

Soen’s inspirations always seemed clear to our Metalligator. Tool laid the base for their debut and Opeth’s best ex-drummer, Martin Lopez, has been a member from the start. 2019’s Lotus, however, revealed itself as a watershed moment, Soen sounding more confident than ever… To kill a mocking croc…

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Grand Cadaver – Deities of Deathlike Sleep Review

September 5, 2023September 4, 2023 Reviewed by Metalligator No comments

For all the talented people involved in Grand Cadaver (featuring members from Dark Tranquility and Katatonia, among other bands), their mission statement is simple: to write Death Metal songs that are conceived spontaneously and quickly, letting their passion for the music guide the way. Grand Cadaver are anything but sleepy.

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Katatonia – Sky Void of Stars Review

January 20, 2023December 28, 2023 Reviewed by Metalligator No comments

“Austerity” opens the album with some rhythmic fuckery that is unlike Katatonia but it settles comfortably into their usual style. The following songs “Colossal Shade” and “Opaline” add some unusual groove and a kind of sad, almost Jazz-y sound. It makes the first half of the album flow by as a breeze.

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Crypts of the Unknown: Bound and Gagged – Fornicate the Gutted

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Istapp – Sól Tér Sortna Review

Svnth – Pink Noise Youth Review

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