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This Week In Metal, 2024 Week 36

September 8, 2024September 8, 2024 Reviewed by Inksterium No comments

Another week, another round of metal reviews in the bag. Words are tough, so we assembled the highlights. And if you want to read the latest reviews for the new offerings from Grendel’s Sÿster, Evilyn, Fleshgod Apocalypse, and Dark Tranquillity, you can do that too!

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Fleshgod Apocalypse – Opera Review

September 5, 2024September 4, 2024 Reviewed by Cosmo No comments

There will always be a special place in Cosmo’s heart for Fleshgod Apocalypse, since it was one of the first bands that he fell in love with in his formative years. But will their latest aria bridge the gap between fanbat and metal connoisseur?

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This Week In Metal, 2024 Week 21

May 26, 2024May 31, 2024 Reviewed by Trans-dimensional Being of Extreme Punctuation No comments

Another week, another round of metal reviews in the bag. Words are tough, so we assembled the highlights. And if you want to read the latest reviews for the new offerings from The Last of Lucy, Darkthrone, Pallbearer, Vale of Pnath, and Demersal, you can do that too!

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Pallbearer – Mind Burns Alive Review

May 22, 2024May 22, 2024 Reviewed by Metalligator No comments

The progressive side of Pallbearer is back, yet colored differently by a larger rock-to-metal ratio than before, in favor of the former. This is not the upbeat or punky rock you might expect from post punk or noise rock bands, but rather the arena rock-ballad kind, somewhere between Neil Young and Takida. If you can’t make it big in the USA, might as well be a hit in Sweden!

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This Week In Metal, 2024 Week 3

January 21, 2024February 6, 2024 Reviewed by Inksterium No comments

Another week, another round of metal reviews in the bag. Words are tough, so we assembled the highlights. And if you want to read the latest reviews for the new offerings from Notochord, Svdestada, Cancer Christ, Saevus Finis, and Alluvial you can do that too!

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Annus in Cvltus – The Year in Black Metal 2023

January 3, 2024January 3, 2024 Reviewed by Inksterium No comments

The Goat Review presents an annual special: the year in review of black metal 2023. Your time is precious. We did the listening for you!

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Crypts of the Unknown: Khonsu – The Xun Protectorate

Current Obsessions

Ritual Ascension – Profanation of the Adamic Covenant Review

Vacant Moley – The Programmed Obsolescence of Your Kind Review

Morbific – Bloom of the Abnormal Flesh Review

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Act of Impalement – Profane Altar Review

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