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Metalligator’s Favorite Albums of 2023

January 12, 2024January 12, 2024 Reviewed by Metalligator No comments

The Goat Review presents an annual special: Metalligator’s Favorite Albums of 2023. Find out what our resident artist/writer deems worthy.

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Cosmo’s Favorite Albums of 2023

January 7, 2024January 7, 2024 Reviewed by Cosmo No comments

The Goat Review presents an annual special: Cosmo’s Favorite Albums of 2023. Find out what our black metal loving writer enjoyed in 2023.

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Inksterium’s Favorite Albums of 2023

January 4, 2024January 14, 2024 Reviewed by Inksterium No comments

The Goat Review presents an annual special: Inksterium’s Favorite Albums of 2023. Find out what our hard-working editor actually enjoyed!

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This Week in Metal, 2023 Week 34

September 3, 2023September 3, 2023 Reviewed by Trans-dimensional Being of Extreme Punctuation

Another week, another round of metal reviews in the bag. Words are tough, so we assembled the highlights. And if you want to read the latest reviews for the new offerings from Deitus, Horrendous, Tongues, The Night Eternal, Mizmor, or 夢遊病者, you can do that too!

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Horrendous – Ontological Mysterium Review

August 26, 2023September 1, 2023 Reviewed by Metalligator

Rather than being a clear evolution, Ontological Mysterium comes off as a gross mutation. The album cover preemptively states this as the three skinless faces of Horrendous’ logo have merged into something altogether darker. Red is the new black.

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Crypts of the Unknown: Blunt Force Trauma – Vengeance for Nothing

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Ritual Ascension – Profanation of the Adamic Covenant Review

Vacant Moley – The Programmed Obsolescence of Your Kind Review

Morbific – Bloom of the Abnormal Flesh Review

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Act of Impalement – Profane Altar Review

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