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Lord Sin – Confessions Review

December 14, 2024December 14, 2024 Reviewed by Trans-dimensional Being of Extreme Punctuation No comments

What has our fledgling staffer gotten themselves into this time? A bag of mushrooms? Oh for heaven’s sake… at least it’s the weekend…

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Saevus Finis – Facilis Descensus Averno Review

January 19, 2024January 14, 2024 Reviewed by Cosmo No comments

So, who are Saevus Finis? With members sporting names like Sangvis Aestvs, it’s hard to say. What do they play? The promo sheet mentions, effectively, “if you like death metal, you’ll like these guys”—noting Immolation, Incantation, Morbid Angel, Viande, and Maere as touch-stones. New year, new you: resolve to like death metal, damnit.

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