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Lunar – Tempora Mutantur Review

March 18, 2025March 17, 2025 Reviewed by Trans-dimensional Being of Extreme Punctuation No comments

As a patchwork ensemble centered around a few fixed members, Lunar have always seemed to be chasing a cohesive vision. Where sleights of hand have given way to frosted and fixed landscapes, has Tempora Mutantur crystallized the Lunar sound in proggy bliss?

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Last Call at the Goat Press 2024, Part 3

December 18, 2024December 19, 2024 Reviewed by Trans-dimensional Being of Extreme Punctuation No comments

Metalligator sat at his desk stumped, staring at the slowly falling snow outside the office window. “I was sure I had him this time”—a mutter escaped as he tossed aside his “Spiderman” album…

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Dissimulator – Lower Form Resistance Review

February 6, 2024February 4, 2024 Reviewed by Scuttlegoat No comments

It riffs. The amount of times an album has been explained to me with just these two words is staggering. The quality of “having riffs” is enough for many a metalhead, thrashers in particular, to fall in love with an album. That said, Dissimulator riffs. But is that all?

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