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Annus in Cvltus – The Year in Black Metal 2023

January 3, 2024January 3, 2024 Reviewed by Inksterium No comments

The Goat Review presents an annual special: the year in review of black metal 2023. Your time is precious. We did the listening for you!

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Annus in Morte – The Year in Death Metal 2023

January 2, 2024January 5, 2024 Reviewed by Blár No comments

The Goat Review presents an annual special: the year in review of death metal 2023. Your time is precious. We did the listening for you!

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This Week In Metal, 2023 Week 44

November 12, 2023November 12, 2023 Reviewed by Blár No comments

Another week, another round of metal reviews in the bag. Words are tough, so we assembled the highlights. And if you want to read the latest reviews for the new offerings from Autopsy, Suffocation, Autarkh, Lower 13, and Plague Rider, you can do that too!

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This Week in Metal, 2023 Week 38

October 1, 2023November 12, 2023 Reviewed by Blár No comments

Another week, another round of metal reviews in the bag. Words are tough, so we assembled the highlights. And if you want to read the latest reviews for the new offerings from Fabricant, Courtney Gains, Alkaloid, Terra Builder, Uada and Blood Oath, you can do that too!

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This Week in Metal, 2023 Week 34

September 3, 2023September 3, 2023 Reviewed by Trans-dimensional Being of Extreme Punctuation

Another week, another round of metal reviews in the bag. Words are tough, so we assembled the highlights. And if you want to read the latest reviews for the new offerings from Deitus, Horrendous, Tongues, The Night Eternal, Mizmor, or 夢遊病者, you can do that too!

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Horrendous – Ontological Mysterium Review

August 26, 2023September 1, 2023 Reviewed by Metalligator

Rather than being a clear evolution, Ontological Mysterium comes off as a gross mutation. The album cover preemptively states this as the three skinless faces of Horrendous’ logo have merged into something altogether darker. Red is the new black.

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Thy Catafalque – Alföld Review

June 9, 2023December 28, 2023 Reviewed by Metalligator No comments

Meant to be played from top to bottom, Alföld is like a charred sandwich with savory middle, sticking its most intense moments at the bookends while leaving space for the Progressive and Folk aspects of Thy Catafalque’s sound to shine in the middle. Jó étvágyat!

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