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Blár’s Favorite Albums of 2023

January 5, 2024January 7, 2025 Reviewed by Blár No comments

The Goat Review presents an annual special: Blár’s Favorite Albums of 2023. Find out what our hard-working editor actually enjoyed this year!

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This Week in Metal, 2023 Week 34

September 3, 2023September 3, 2023 Reviewed by Trans-dimensional Being of Extreme Punctuation

Another week, another round of metal reviews in the bag. Words are tough, so we assembled the highlights. And if you want to read the latest reviews for the new offerings from Deitus, Horrendous, Tongues, The Night Eternal, Mizmor, or 夢遊病者, you can do that too!

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夢遊病者 (Sleepwalker) – Skopofoboexoskelett Review

September 1, 2023September 1, 2023 Reviewed by Cosmo No comments

Skopofoboexoskelett (or Snufferdoodle as some folks call it) is an exercise in absurdity that is layered in a pulsating amount of chaos before giving way to a hypnotic end. *Eggplant emoji*.

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