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Scuttlegoats Favorite Albums of 2025

January 14, 2026January 14, 2026 Reviewed by Scuttlegoat No comments

The brave leader of Goat Review, Scuttlegoat, weighs in on the albums that stuck with him most from the 2025.

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Metalligator’s Favorite Albums of 2025

January 8, 2026January 8, 2026 Reviewed by Metalligator No comments

The Goat Review presents an annual special: Metalligator’s Favorite Albums of 2025. Find out what our resident artist/writer deems worthy. Bon appétit!

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This Week In Metal, 2025 Week 14

April 6, 2025April 6, 2025 Reviewed by Inksterium No comments

Another week, another round of metal reviews in the bag. Words are tough, so we assembled the highlights. And if you want to read the latest reviews for the new offerings from Imperial Tower, Heathen Heretic, and Cradle of Filth, you can do that too!

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Tower – Let There Be Dark Review

April 1, 2025March 31, 2025 Reviewed by Scuttlegoat No comments

Facing his computer clad in a sexy troubadour cosplay, Goat can no longer deny who he is — he loves female fronted trad metal. The only thing that can tear his eyes away from Stacey Savage is another female fronted band. Sarabeth Linden from Tower steals the stage, let there be female fronted trad metal!

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Dripping – Disintegration of Thought Patterns During a Synthetic Mind Traveling Bliss

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Der Weg einer Freiheit – Innern Review

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