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Savage Master – Dark and Dangerous Review

March 28, 2025March 28, 2025 Reviewed by Scuttlegoat No comments

Savage Master has a female vocalist, Stacey Savage. Stacey Savage sits front and center more and more with every album that they release. Stacey Savage wears a snow white cosplay on the cover. The Goat is not sure that Stacey Savage has quite earned all this attention, though.

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The Week In Metal, 2023 Week 42

October 29, 2023November 12, 2023 Reviewed by Blár No comments

Another week, another round of metal reviews in the bag. Words are tough, so we assembled the highlights. And if you want to read the latest reviews for the new offerings from Cirith Ungol, Myrkur, Reverend Michael Kristin Hayter, Sühnopfer, Tardigrade Inferno, and Dreamwell, you can do that too!

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Cirith Ungol – Dark Parade Review

October 26, 2023October 23, 2023 Reviewed by Scuttlegoat No comments

The Dark Parade has the ideal kind of throwback production. The album feels organic, warm but natural. The worst tendencies of retro producers – too much reverb and artificially roughing up the production – are mostly eschewed. RAISE YOUR SWORD!

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Wytch Hazel – IV: Sacrament Review

June 4, 2023July 16, 2024 Reviewed by Scuttlegoat No comments

Did Wytch Hazel convince our lord Goat to convert?

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Haunt – Golden Arm Review

May 21, 2023September 30, 2024 Reviewed by Cosmo No comments

Cosmo thinks Haunt need to write less safe albums, unlike all of the black metal he likes.

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