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Baring Teeth – The Path Narrows Review

October 19, 2023October 21, 2023 Reviewed by Scuttlegoat No comments

Baring Teeth aren’t the most trope-oriented troupe for the most part, so the challenge in reviewing The Path Narrows lies elsewhere – if this is an above average or even good example of Dissonant Death Metal, why does our Goat not find himself particularly enjoying it? Size matters.

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Torture Rack – Primeval Onslaught

June 11, 2023February 17, 2024 Reviewed by Scuttlegoat No comments

Torture Rack are in the lineage of bands like Undergang for sure. Their music has a slight hardcore bent and ultimately just revolves around beating people up aurally. Itching for a good beating?

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Inherus – Beholden Review

June 4, 2023July 16, 2024 Reviewed by Metalligator No comments

“In her what-!?” – exclaims a bewildered Gator.

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