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This Week In Metal, 2024 Week 13

March 31, 2024April 5, 2024 Reviewed by Blár No comments

Another week, another round of metal reviews in the bag. Words are tough, so we assembled the highlights. And if you want to read the latest reviews for the new offerings from Saturday Night Satan, Suldusk, Dionysiaque, Eden’s Decay, and Vorga, you can do that too!

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Vorga – Beyond the Palest Star Review

March 29, 2024March 28, 2024 Reviewed by Cosmo No comments

I was pretty excited when Vorga’s sophomore album was announced. Sporting another stellar cover art by Adam Burke, it looked to be a direct continuation of their debut. However, it seems that along the way, there were a few mishaps. Will their new output pale in comparison?

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Moonlight Sorcery – Horned Lord of the Thorned Castle Review

October 3, 2023October 3, 2023 Reviewed by Cosmo No comments

Like straight out of a time capsule from the late 1990s or early 2000s, Moonlight Sorcery come bursting onto the scene with their debut album Horned Lord of the Thorned Castle. This could be the band that fans of early Children of Bodom or Wintersun have been looking for over the past 20 years. September keeps on giving *eggplant emoji*.

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