Caveman Death Metal feels dime-a-dozen nowadays, with many up and coming bands deciding to pursue this filth-encrusted style. But none of them do it quite as well as the filthy Danish kings themselves, Undergang. Here they’ve teamed up with American Death Doom cave-dwellers Spectral Voice in a surprise shadow-dropped split release—crouching caveman, hidden riff.
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Cosmo has returned after suffering heat stroke and he’ll tell you all about how it made black metal even better.
Read moreBurial Hordes – Ruins Review
A pummeled Cosmo lives to tell the tale of these blackened deadly greeks.
Read moreProfeci – Ubóstwo Review
Cosmo goes exploring Metal Archives and finds black metal he likes. No joke.
Read moreHaunt – Golden Arm Review
Cosmo thinks Haunt need to write less safe albums, unlike all of the black metal he likes.
Read moreÓreiða – The Eternal Review
Cosmo tries to get lost in an Icelandic black metal forest but keeps finding the pesky road again.
Read moreDaughters of Sophia – ソフィアの娘たち
The Daughters of the Sad Sadness Song fail to impress Cosmo.
Read moreOmnikoloss – Wandering Through Concrete Valleys Review
Black metal band finally bores Cosmo! Read all about it in today’s issue!
Read moreEsoctrilihum – Astraal Constellations of the Majickal Zodiac Review
Esoctrilihum return with another exhausting opus through the cosmos, and intriguing our resident bat, Cosmo. Is this enough to slake his thirsts, or will he be trapped in the cosmos for eternity?
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