Cosmo has returned after suffering heat stroke and he’ll tell you all about how it made black metal even better.
Read more
Burial Hordes – Ruins Review
A pummeled Cosmo lives to tell the tale of these blackened deadly greeks.
Read more
Profeci – Ubóstwo Review
Cosmo goes exploring Metal Archives and finds black metal he likes. No joke.
Read more
Haunt – Golden Arm Review
Cosmo thinks Haunt need to write less safe albums, unlike all of the black metal he likes.
Read more
Óreiða – The Eternal Review
Cosmo tries to get lost in an Icelandic black metal forest but keeps finding the pesky road again.
Read more
Daughters of Sophia – ソフィアの娘たち
The Daughters of the Sad Sadness Song fail to impress Cosmo.
Read more
Omnikoloss – Wandering Through Concrete Valleys Review
Black metal band finally bores Cosmo! Read all about it in today’s issue!
Read more
Esoctrilihum – Astraal Constellations of the Majickal Zodiac Review
Esoctrilihum return with another exhausting opus through the cosmos, and intriguing our resident bat, Cosmo. Is this enough to slake his thirsts, or will he be trapped in the cosmos for eternity?
Read more
Becko – PRESENT DAY // PRESENT TIME Review
Tagged as “Anime Metalcore”, Becko plays a cornucopia of different genres of music, ranging from EDM to Hip-Hop to Metalcore. If there’s one positive about this release, it’s that the song “HYPNOTIZED” is the least offensive song present. I don’t mind this track, as it sounds like something fit for jamming in the background while playing a video game. Will this album wake up your inner gaming nerd?
Read moreUnlock the Crypts
Crypts of the Unknown: Capilla Ardiente – The Siege
