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Sumac – The Healer Review

July 22, 2024July 21, 2024 Reviewed by Metalligator No comments

Brian Cook’s bass rumbles intently along in “Yellow Dawn”, Aaron Turner’s howls and screeching guitar solos are caustic, and Nick Yacyshyn’s drums regularly steal the show with powerfully precise hits. Sounds like our alligator is hungry for some SUMAC.

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Nyktophobia – To The Stars Review

July 19, 2024July 20, 2024 Reviewed by Anti-Peat No comments

For those who do not know, Nyktophobia means a fear of the dark. I imagine a full quarter of those reading this have started whistling or imitating the air raid siren. Nyktophobia don’t have any particular ties to that sound, but it’s still a good name for them as their fourth album, To The Stars, features a dark and emotional take on melodic death metal.

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Vulvodynia – Entabeni Review

July 17, 2024July 17, 2024 Reviewed by Scuttlegoat No comments

Vulvodynia has built a solid following and reputation, proving that slam could be a gateway for bands from second-world nations, and that brutish, hardcore-inspired violence could be a tool for self-actualization. But sometimes knowing yourself isn’t good enough when all you want to do is punch a drummer.

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Octoploid – Beyond the Aeons Review

July 15, 2024July 14, 2024 Reviewed by Cosmo No comments

Somewhere deep in a Finish archipelago on a breezy and mild summer’s day a smorgasbord is taking place. At a wooden table surrounded by many Finns sits a metal loving bat. Looking more closely he has a huge grin on his face as 70s aesthetic sauce is dripping all over his chicken parm sandwich. Will you join him? Is this the sauce of the summer?

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Liminal Shroud – Visions of Collapse Review

July 12, 2024July 11, 2024 Reviewed by Anti-Peat No comments

Peat counts himself an atmoblack fan but at the same time, believes there are a lot of bands that prove the haters right. It’s a tough style to get right. That’s why the intro of Liminal Shroud’s Visions of Collapse filled him with hope and fear at the same time. As the curtain falls, what will your vision be?

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Diskord / Atvm – Bipolarities Review

July 10, 2024July 13, 2024 Reviewed by Scuttlegoat No comments

Atvm and Diskord seem to approach the medium of the split with an awareness of its usual pitfalls. Bipolarities is album length and the title hints at the fact that indeed, this is an album of two distinct halves. One band says they play nice together, and the other claims that the first is lying. What’s a Goat to believe?

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Black Hole Deity – Profane Geometry Review

July 8, 2024July 8, 2024 Reviewed by Trans-dimensional Being of Extreme Punctuation No comments

A bear is still loose at the Goat Review HQ, it seems to sustain itself on death metal… Hyperdontia didn’t really satiate its hunger though so we threw it some Black Hole Deity.

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Malconfort – Humanism Review

July 5, 2024July 4, 2024 Reviewed by Cosmo No comments

The term “avant-garde” gets thrown around a lot in music whenever a band releases something even slightly off-kilter. The reality is, however, that only a handful of bands actually meet that mark, and do it well — but do newcomers Malconfort have the necessary skills?

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Sear Bliss – Heavenly Down Review

July 3, 2024June 30, 2024 Reviewed by Anti-Peat No comments

There is space for many more brass instruments in metal. We have violins galore and keys by the score but not enough brass. Happily, Sear Bliss understand this. That’s why they have a trombonist. Come, everyone, let’s look at Anti-Peat’s tromboner.

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