The mix of genres and general feel of Carrier is still here, but Gibson has this time opted for a slightly leaner experience and focused on making some of the songs tighter in progression and intent.
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Lychgate – Precipice Review
Normally, The Goat Review has policies against covering releases from the previous year when the year turns. But hold Anti-Peat’s beer, as he’s been necromanced by Lychgates frightening new machine, that permanently steals your glance once you observe it.
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$LAMUARY 2026 – Week 2
January is a time for resolution, reflection, new beginnings, and SLAM. We don’t discriminate: if it slams, we jam. Join us for Slamuary at The Goat Review to DROP HAMMERS ON 2026! Slam IS ALWAYS ON TIME@@@
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Scuttlegoats Favorite Albums of 2025
The brave leader of Goat Review, Scuttlegoat, weighs in on the albums that stuck with him most from the 2025.
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Cosmo’s Favorite Albums of 2025
The Goat Review presents an annual special: Cosmo’s Favorite Albums of 2025. Find out what music got our hype-flying bat out of 2025 hell.
Read more$LAMUARY 2026 – Week 1
January is a time for resolution, reflection, new beginnings, and SLAM. We don’t discriminate: if it slams, we jam. Join us for Slamuary at The Goat Review to DROP HAMMERS ON 2026! Who said we were ever going to stop????!?!?!?!??!
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Metalligator’s Favorite Albums of 2025
The Goat Review presents an annual special: Metalligator’s Favorite Albums of 2025. Find out what our resident artist/writer deems worthy. Bon appétit!
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Inksterium’s Favorite albums of 2025
The Goat Review presents an annual special: Inksterium’s Favorite Albums of 2025.
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Bobo Dupla’s Favorite Albums of 2025
The Goat Review presents an annual special: Bobo Dupla’s Favorite Albums of 2025. Let’s take a bear’s-eye view of the year in music.
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Crypts of the Unknown: Blunt Force Trauma – Vengeance for Nothing
