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Landfilth – CONTROL Review

May 20, 2025May 18, 2025 Reviewed by Scuttlegoat No comments

For the real amount of gains, Scuttlegoat need something loud, bassy. Something with a lack of nuance and constant aggressive dynamics. Oh, and it must be good, too.

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This Week In Metal, 2025 Week 20

May 18, 2025May 18, 2025 Reviewed by Trans-dimensional Being of Extreme Punctuation No comments

Another week, another round of metal reviews in the bag. Words are tough, so we assembled the highlights. And if you want to read the latest reviews for the new offerings from Ministry, Caustic Wound, and Martoriator, you can do that too!

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Martoriator – Bloodpainted Visions of Perpetual Conflict

May 16, 2025May 16, 2025 Reviewed by Bobo Dupla No comments

Approaching a new war metal album often feels like a binary proposition: immediate impact or instant oblivion. This relatively new, sometimes nebulous subgenre thrives on pure aggression and unadulterated hatred, yet it occasionally births truly compelling records. Perhaps records that are bloodpainted. Perpetual. Full of conflict? Only one way to find out…

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Caustic Wound – Grinding Mechanism of Torment

May 14, 2025May 13, 2025 Reviewed by Bobo Dupla No comments

Caustic Wound faced the sophomore slump phenomenon many bands encounter after releasing a stellar debut. Their answer? Five years of silence following the superb Death Posture. That waiting strategy paid off handsomely with their newest album, Grinding Mechanism of Torment. No rust, just riffs.

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Ministry – The Squirrely Years Revisited Review

May 13, 2025May 8, 2025 Reviewed by Metalligator No comments

As a musician, sometimes you get high. Sometimes your name is Al. And sometimes you listen to one of your early albums—only to find yourself holding a new version of it with a cover featuring a squirrel with a raging boner.

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This Week In Metal, 2025 Week 19

May 11, 2025May 8, 2025 Reviewed by Blár No comments

Another week, another round of metal reviews in the bag. Words are tough, so we assembled the highlights. And if you want to read the latest reviews for the new offerings from Vacant Moley, Diabolizer, Morbific, and Karg, you can do that too!

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Karg – Marodeur Review

May 9, 2025May 8, 2025 Reviewed by Anti-Peat No comments

Excursions into screamo have already convinced me that black metal and punk are naturally suited for hybridization, so why not explore further? As ideas go, it makes sense to Karg and it makes sense to Peat.

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Morbific – Bloom of the Abnormal Flesh Review

May 8, 2025May 8, 2025 Reviewed by Bobo Dupla No comments

Morbific deliver exactly what their aesthetic promises: nasty, groovy death metal perfect for foul moods. Their album Bloom of the Abnormal Flesh immediately establishes its territory with a warm, yet distinctly wet sound. Morbific by name, with one foot and a blast beat into the grave.

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Diabolizer – Murderous Revelations Review

May 7, 2025May 8, 2025 Reviewed by Bobo Dupla No comments

Turkey’s extreme metal scene consistently yields potent acts, and Diabolizer stand as a prime example. Following their impressive debut, Khalkedonian Death, the band returns with Murderous Revelations, an album delivering relentless, high-octane death metal. From the outset, the music grabs the listener with its sheer intensity.

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