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Cattle Decapitation – Terrasite Review

May 21, 2023September 19, 2024 Reviewed by Metalligator No comments

A human-sized bug in my crater-sized soup.

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Inferion – Inequity Review

May 21, 2023September 19, 2024 Reviewed by Scuttlegoat No comments

If you’re going to viking, you actually have to be a viking.

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The Ocean – Holocene Review

May 21, 2023September 24, 2024 Reviewed by Metalligator No comments

Trip-hoppin’ in the ocean.

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Vexing – Grand Reproach Review

May 21, 2023September 17, 2024 Reviewed by Scuttlegoat No comments

Come, read about Scuttlegoat’s grand reproach of Vexings new album.

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Daughters of Sophia – ソ​フ​ィ​ア​の​娘​た​ち

May 14, 2023November 11, 2024 Reviewed by Cosmo No comments

The Daughters of the Sad Sadness Song fail to impress Cosmo.

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Omnikoloss – Wandering Through Concrete Valleys Review

May 14, 2023November 11, 2024 Reviewed by Cosmo No comments

Black metal band finally bores Cosmo! Read all about it in today’s issue!

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Die Humane – The Grotesque Review

May 14, 2023October 7, 2024 Reviewed by Metalligator No comments

Join the Gator, as he tries to hear anything to praise over the loud 90s worship.

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Tardigrade Inferno – Arrival of a Train Review

May 14, 2023October 7, 2024 Reviewed by Scuttlegoat No comments

Scuttlegoat opens an avant-garde box only to be ambushed by nu-metal.

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Ethereal Void – Gods of a Dead World Review

May 14, 2023October 7, 2024 Reviewed by Scuttlegoat No comments

To pose or not to pose, that is the question Ethereal Void makes our Scuttlegoat grapple with.

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