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Invictus – Nocturnal Visions Review

January 26, 2026January 26, 2026 Reviewed by Bobo Dupla No comments

Join Bobo for his morning seminar on bear nutrition. Start by grounding your breakfast with some Noctrunal Visions, before you move on to the D that Invictus graces your tastebuds with.

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Enduring Revery – Rhythmic Reciprocity Review

January 22, 2026January 22, 2026 Reviewed by Metalligator No comments

The mix of genres and general feel of Carrier is still here, but Gibson has this time opted for a slightly leaner experience and focused on making some of the songs tighter in progression and intent.

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Smohalla – Ruina Draconis Review

October 22, 2025October 19, 2025 Reviewed by Anti-Peat No comments

It’s always struck Anti-Peat as interesting how labels like avant-garde stop being a descriptor of being on the edge and become a set established sound of their own within a genre. Travel down the ruined dragon’s hole.

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An Abstract Illusion – The Sleeping City Review

October 17, 2025October 17, 2025 Reviewed by Metalligator No comments

In the Gator’s semi-advanced age, a conciliary mindset directed him to pick up the promo for The Sleeping City. But pressing play on “Blackmurmur”, and sitting through seven minutes of intro before the song reaches its four minutes of actual meat had him moments away from reaching for the metaphorical knife again.

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Morke – To Carry On Review

October 10, 2025October 12, 2025 Reviewed by Anti-Peat No comments

As Obsequiae have proved, flavoring your metal with some medievalism works. Now Morke’s mastermind Eric Wing is seeking to carry on growing that new tradition with their fourth album To Carry On. Time to dust off your chainmail and give this a spin.

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Krigsgrav – Stormcaller Review

September 25, 2025September 28, 2025 Reviewed by Anti-Peat No comments

“Stormcaller jumps from genre to genre as the mood takes it, and it is highly impressive how seamless those jumps are”, Anti-Peat jots down in his notebook stained with metal salad and dirt from Texan trenches, wishing someone would just shoot at him through the thick atmosphere.

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Ministry – The Squirrely Years Revisited Review

May 13, 2025May 8, 2025 Reviewed by Metalligator No comments

As a musician, sometimes you get high. Sometimes your name is Al. And sometimes you listen to one of your early albums—only to find yourself holding a new version of it with a cover featuring a squirrel with a raging boner.

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Lhaäd – Beyond Review

April 29, 2025April 29, 2025 Reviewed by Anti-Peat No comments

Lhaäd, Lhaäd, Lhaäd. Lhaäd, Lhaäd, Lhaäd? Lhaäd, Lhaäd, Lhaäd!

Lhaäd! Lhaäd! Lhaäd!

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Messa – The Spin Review

April 22, 2025April 27, 2025 Reviewed by Scuttlegoat No comments

The cruel, ever advancing passage of time spares no one. Three years, and a few mental breakdowns and depressive episodes later, Scuttlegoat finds himself confronted with The Spin. Will it make him turn 360 degrees around and walk away?

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