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Wytch Hazel – IV: Sacrament Review

June 4, 2023July 16, 2024 Reviewed by Scuttlegoat No comments

Did Wytch Hazel convince our lord Goat to convert?

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Cattle Decapitation – Terrasite Review

May 21, 2023September 19, 2024 Reviewed by Metalligator No comments

A human-sized bug in my crater-sized soup.

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Vexing – Grand Reproach Review

May 21, 2023September 17, 2024 Reviewed by Scuttlegoat No comments

Come, read about Scuttlegoat’s grand reproach of Vexings new album.

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Grin – Black Nothingness Review

April 9, 2023February 17, 2024 Reviewed by Trans-dimensional Being of Extreme Punctuation No comments

Stoner doom that bangs out six fuzzy and judiciously chimed tracks before the pack on your pipe fizzles out? Unheard of! Believe it!

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Angelic Desolation – Orchestrionic Abortion Review

March 31, 2023December 30, 2023 Reviewed by Metalligator No comments

Here is a fun game for a party: Put on “Shake the Baby” off Angelic Desolation’s new album and take a shot each time the vocals or lyrics make you laugh. It takes one look at the song titles on Orchestrionic Abortion to discover that the band has a sense of humor that recalls that of a grindcore band.

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Ulthar – Anthronomicon

February 17, 2023December 30, 2023 Reviewed by Metalligator No comments

Ulthar embrace chaos in their songwriting, which can manifest as a sound that’s creatively unhinged or a sound that’s flailing without direction – sometimes all at once. Anthronomicon follows the same path as its sister album Helionomicon, only in shorter segments.

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Esoctrilihum – Funeral Review

January 8, 2023September 19, 2024 Reviewed by Metalligator No comments

Esoctrilihum, to Gator, has always been one of those bands that are intriguing but never fulfilling. Will Funeral change that, or will it result in a funeral for our friend?

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Keiji Haino & Sumac – Into This Juvenile Apocalypse Our Golden Blood to Pour Let Us Never Review

October 9, 2022July 15, 2024 Reviewed by Metalligator No comments

Come for the improv, stay for Gator’s fake haikus.

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