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Spooktober Pairing! Fulci vs Fulci

October 18, 2024October 20, 2024 Reviewed by Scuttlegoat No comments

We here at The Goat Review embrace both the spooky in sound and in picture. Today, our own Scuttlegoat steps forward to recommend you an album from the wild, industrial side, Tropical Sun (by Fulci), and a classic of undead rising, Zombi 2 (by Lucio Fulci). Partake in one or both or neither, just make sure you can tell apart Fulci from Fulci…

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This Week In Metal, 2024 Week 38

September 22, 2024September 21, 2024 Reviewed by Blár No comments

Another week, another round of metal reviews in the bag. Words are tough, so we assembled the highlights. And if you want to read the latest reviews for the new offerings from Vomitrot, Emasculator, Wraithfyre, and Pyrrhon, you can do that too!

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Emasculator – The Disfigured and the Divine Review

September 18, 2024September 18, 2024 Reviewed by Scuttlegoat No comments

Too often does an “all girl band” make that statement their main marketing gimmick. Labels too then are quick to jump on the train and defeat the emancipatory value that the tag can hold. But Emasculator? They’ve got a grip on this whole death metal thing. Rock out with your… um… head off?

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This Week In Metal, 2024 Week 33

August 18, 2024August 17, 2024 Reviewed by Blár No comments

Another week, another round of metal reviews in the bag. Words are tough, so we assembled the highlights. And if you want to read the latest reviews for the new offerings from Mayhemic, Vanessa Funke, and Monument of Misanthropy, you can do that too!

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Monument of Misanthropy – Vile Postmortem Irrumatio Review

August 16, 2024August 17, 2024 Reviewed by Scuttlegoat No comments

I don’t know where my fascination with serial killer themed metal comes from. Sure, I had a phase where I was reading up on them obsessively as a teen, before serial killers became an interest of primarily middle aged moms and I became ashamed admitting it. Join Scuttlegoat as he reignites his titillation for Monument of Middle Aged Mom’s!

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This Week In Metal, 2024 Week 30

July 28, 2024July 27, 2024 Reviewed by Blár No comments

Another week, another round of metal reviews in the bag. Words are tough, so we assembled the highlights. And if you want to read the latest reviews for the new offerings from Sumac, Ceremony of Silence, and Cephalotripsy, you can do that too!

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This Week In Metal, 2024 Week 29

July 21, 2024July 20, 2024 Reviewed by Blár No comments

Another week, another round of metal reviews in the bag. Words are tough, so we assembled the highlights. And if you want to read the latest reviews for the new offerings from Octoploid, Vulvodynia, and Nyktophobia, you can do that too! IT’S DEATH METAL WEEK!

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Vulvodynia – Entabeni Review

July 17, 2024July 17, 2024 Reviewed by Scuttlegoat No comments

Vulvodynia has built a solid following and reputation, proving that slam could be a gateway for bands from second-world nations, and that brutish, hardcore-inspired violence could be a tool for self-actualization. But sometimes knowing yourself isn’t good enough when all you want to do is punch a drummer.

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This Week In Metal, 2024 Week 25

June 23, 2024June 23, 2024 Reviewed by Trans-dimensional Being of Extreme Punctuation No comments

Another week, another round of metal reviews in the bag. Words are tough, so we assembled the highlights. And if you want to read the latest reviews for the new offerings from Malignancy, Matrass, and Mythologik, you can do that too! This week is brought to you by the letter M.

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