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Moisson Livide – Sent Empèri Gascon Review

May 17, 2024May 16, 2024 Reviewed by Cosmo No comments

Folk metal is typically one of the more repellent genres of metal according to Cosmo’s tastes. But will Moisson Livide, with their more extreme edge to what is normally very power metal-forward folk metal be able to melt his blackened bat heart?

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Dionysiaque – Diogonos Review

March 27, 2024March 26, 2024 Reviewed by Metalligator No comments

Doom metal that is really progressive tends to be rare, and music bearing this tag will usually refer to a single outside influence that doesn’t make much of a mark on the whole. But Dionysiaque’s Diogonos is something different, without a doubt.

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Griffon – De Republica Review

February 26, 2024February 25, 2024 Reviewed by Cosmo No comments

Taking a decidedly anti-authoritarian and perhaps even antifascist perspective, each song here is about a different time period in history, with the prime focus being French history. Every track takes on a melancholic tinge, and can be considered laments, because nothing feels triumphant. What a Monday pick-me-up!

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Embrace Your Punishment – Made of Stone Review

November 27, 2023November 27, 2023 Reviewed by Scuttlegoat No comments

Slam might be hard to understand for the casual listener, the poseur and the weenie, but it is undeniable that, while the technique on how to Slam is a pretty narrow and well defined spot, there are many roads to Rome. But are those roads made of stone? Embrace Your Punishment!

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Sühnopfer – Nous sommes d’hier Review

October 23, 2023October 23, 2023 Reviewed by Cosmo No comments

Sühnopfer’s love of baroque themes makes itself known immediately in opening track “DSFR” with its classical guitar intro. These classical guitar motifs pop up throughout the course of the album, and they’re always a joy when they appear. Possibly unsavory baroque riffs.

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Arborescence of Wrath – Inferno Review

October 13, 2023October 12, 2023 Reviewed by Cosmo No comments

Arborescence of Wrath, a band adorned with members of Origin and Marduk, ventures into the realm of Technical Brutal Death Metal with their debut. Will their music soar above the sea of mediocrity, or drown into the pool of lacklustre blastfests?

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Blut aus Nord – Disharmonium: Nahab Review

September 4, 2023September 4, 2023 Reviewed by Cosmo

I’m convinced that Vindsval, the figure behind peerless enigmatic Black Metal entity Blut aus Nord, picks which styles they want the next BaN album to sound on a whim. On any album, the listener could face beautiful Atmospheric or Melodic Black Metal, such as on one of the Memoria Vetusta albums or 2019’s Hallucinogen. Always bet on black.

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S.U.P – OCTA Review

June 25, 2023January 20, 2024 Reviewed by Metalligator No comments

OCTA is an odd mix of cleanly sung choruses and industrial metal riffs. Occasionally a doom metal riff or death metal moment will barge into the songs to great effect. A tale of estranged family?

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Aodon – Portraits Review

June 4, 2023August 2, 2024 Reviewed by Metalligator No comments

Portrait of a disintrested Gator.

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