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Mandroïd of Krypton – Cosmic Sarcophagus Review

December 11, 2024December 10, 2024 Reviewed by Cosmo No comments

Part of the joy of being a music reviewer is discovering new bands, because any new band could be your new favorite act. Are Mandroïd of Krypton one of the next greats, or should this sarcophagus be left to drift aimlessly throughout space?

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Last Call at the Goat Press 2024, Part 1

December 4, 2024December 4, 2024 Reviewed by Trans-dimensional Being of Extreme Punctuation No comments

Last call! Last call! This is the last call at The Goat Review! “Metalligator, I want pictures of Spiderman on my desk tomorrow!” Scuttlegoat yells. […]

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