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Annus in Morte – The Year in Death Metal 2023

January 2, 2024January 5, 2024 Reviewed by Blár No comments

The Goat Review presents an annual special: the year in review of death metal 2023. Your time is precious. We did the listening for you!

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This Week In Metal, 2023 Week 48

December 9, 2023February 6, 2024 Reviewed by Blár No comments

Another week, another round of metal reviews in the bag. Words are tough, so we assembled the highlights. And if you want to read the latest reviews for the new offerings from Undulation, Sublation, and Varathron, you can do that too!

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This Week In Metal, 2023 Week 46

November 26, 2023November 26, 2023 Reviewed by Blár No comments

Another week, another round of metal reviews in the bag. Words are tough, so we assembled the highlights. And if you want to read the latest reviews for the new offerings from Perky Macabre / SP​Ö​o​Ö​oKY STEVE​, Mourn the Light, High Priest, Ice Howl, Archdruid, Ragana, SOL, Exulansis, and Midnight Odyssey, you can do that too!

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Mourn the Light / High Priest / Ice Howl / Archdruid – Split Review

November 21, 2023December 30, 2023 Reviewed by Cosmo No comments

Ah, the split. The underappreciated release that can highlight potential up-and-comers, or showcase multiple bands that don’t bring anything interesting to the table. Sometimes, a split gets released and reveals the best of a band’s material. So where does this four-way split land? Pick your player.

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The Lion’s Daughter – Bath House Review

November 14, 2023November 13, 2023 Reviewed by Metalligator No comments

Bath House is a rawer experience that leans less on the synths, although they are still there – meaner, producing uneasy sounds that often recalls a wounded animal whining out its pain in the distance. The mood the combined elements strike is overall good and there are some hefty highlights here and there. Will Croque throw this album out with the bath water?

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The Week In Metal, 2023 Week 42

October 29, 2023November 12, 2023 Reviewed by Blár No comments

Another week, another round of metal reviews in the bag. Words are tough, so we assembled the highlights. And if you want to read the latest reviews for the new offerings from Cirith Ungol, Myrkur, Reverend Michael Kristin Hayter, Sühnopfer, Tardigrade Inferno, and Dreamwell, you can do that too!

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Goblin Priest – Cryptic Monochrome Maze Crawl: a CALCULATOR PHANTASY in 1-BIT AUDIO Review

May 28, 2023September 16, 2024 Reviewed by Scuttlegoat No comments

Only for those that like their black metal steak as RAW as it can get.

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Haunt – Golden Arm Review

May 21, 2023September 30, 2024 Reviewed by Cosmo No comments

Cosmo thinks Haunt need to write less safe albums, unlike all of the black metal he likes.

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Tardigrade Inferno – Arrival of a Train Review

May 14, 2023October 7, 2024 Reviewed by Scuttlegoat No comments

Scuttlegoat opens an avant-garde box only to be ambushed by nu-metal.

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