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Imperial Triumphant – Goldstar Review

March 25, 2025March 25, 2025 Reviewed by Metalligator No comments

EXTRA! EXTRA! Hot off the presses, New York Avant Legends Imperial Triumphant seen catering to the masses. Shorter songs. Shorter album. Numerous guest features. Gator gives it a gold star. Wait, what??

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Alluvial – Death Is But A Door Review

January 20, 2024January 15, 2024 Reviewed by Metalligator No comments

Alluvial sport a sound that reminds me of Dyscarnate’s With All Their Might if they would also play around with some slams. The four songs on Death Is But A Door cover some different ground in its 17 minutes. “Bog Dweller” has some very intricate drum fills that hint at the band’s past prog chops. Chop and slam!

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Nightmarer – Deformity Adrift: Reformed

November 16, 2023November 15, 2023 Reviewed by Metalligator No comments

The concept that the band might want to re-engineer and partially re-record such a well realized album before it is even a year old is at once intriguing and baffling. Can the deformity go even more adrift? Let’s see how well Nightmarer float with the anomalies.

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7 H. Target – Yantra Creating Review

February 24, 2023December 26, 2023 Reviewed by Scuttlegoat No comments

It seems that it is a rite of passage for Tech Death acts to at some point play up the transcendental nature of their music. This usually manifests either as a Buddhist influence or more general Indian mysticism. 7 H. Target, Russian Slam weirdos, have now also committed to the trope. Are they on or off target?

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