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Fleshbore – Painted Paradise Review

February 13, 2025February 12, 2025 Reviewed by Cosmo No comments

Fleshbore don’t reinvent anything on Painted Paradise, instead sticking to the tried-and-trve formula of machine-gun blasts, rapid-fire vocals, and riffs for days. Who needs a revamp when the wheel is ablaze?

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The Last of Lucy – Godform Review

May 20, 2024May 19, 2024 Reviewed by Scuttlegoat No comments

As our resident expert for everything death, tech, and brutal, will Scuttlegoat be the easiest candidate for reviewing an album that he knows he won’t enjoy? Or is that kind of masochism only reserved for a certain black metal loving bat? Will this be The Last of Scuttlegoat or will he transcend into Godform?

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This Week In Metal, 2024 Week 18

May 5, 2024May 2, 2024 Reviewed by Blár No comments

Another week, another round of metal reviews in the bag. Words are tough, so we assembled the highlights. And if you want to read the latest reviews for the new offerings from Hamferð, Full of Hell, Nuclear Tomb, and Crawl, you can do that too!

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Crawl – Altar of Disgust Review

May 3, 2024May 2, 2024 Reviewed by Cosmo No comments

Having listened to an obscene amount of death metal, a lot of it including Swedeath over the years, I’ve reached a point in my metal journey where I see a new Swedeath album and groan, because it’s most likely going to be another band beating an extremely dead horse. Dead horses makes Cosmo mad!

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This Week In Metal, 2024 Week 16

April 21, 2024April 20, 2024 Reviewed by Blár No comments

Another week, another round of metal reviews in the bag. Words are tough, so we assembled the highlights. And if you want to read the latest reviews for the new offerings from Locrian, The Vision Bleak, Maere, and Veriteras, you can do that too!

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This Week In Metal, 2024 Week 13

March 31, 2024April 5, 2024 Reviewed by Blár No comments

Another week, another round of metal reviews in the bag. Words are tough, so we assembled the highlights. And if you want to read the latest reviews for the new offerings from Saturday Night Satan, Suldusk, Dionysiaque, Eden’s Decay, and Vorga, you can do that too!

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Crypts of the Unknown: Incubator – McGillroy the Housefly

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Act of Impalement – Profane Altar Review

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