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Resin Tomb – Cerebral Purgatory Review

January 22, 2024January 21, 2024 Reviewed by Cosmo No comments

What’s the result when you combine a dash of sludge metal, a cup of death metal, a pinch of hardcore, and a tablespoon of grind? Resin Tomb—some of the stompiest deathgrind this side of the Pacific Ocean. Order now and it comes with a free slotted spoon!

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Saevus Finis – Facilis Descensus Averno Review

January 19, 2024January 14, 2024 Reviewed by Cosmo No comments

So, who are Saevus Finis? With members sporting names like Sangvis Aestvs, it’s hard to say. What do they play? The promo sheet mentions, effectively, “if you like death metal, you’ll like these guys”—noting Immolation, Incantation, Morbid Angel, Viande, and Maere as touch-stones. New year, new you: resolve to like death metal, damnit.

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Annus in Morte – The Year in Death Metal 2023

January 2, 2024January 5, 2024 Reviewed by Blár No comments

The Goat Review presents an annual special: the year in review of death metal 2023. Your time is precious. We did the listening for you!

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This Week In Metal, 2023 Week 47

December 3, 2023February 6, 2024 Reviewed by Blár No comments

Another week, another round of metal reviews in the bag. Words are tough, so we assembled the highlights. And if you want to read the latest reviews for the new offerings from Embrace Your Punishment, Laurel Halo, Demoncy, Walking Corpse, and Dead Times, you can do that too!

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This Week In Metal, 2023 Week 45

November 19, 2023November 18, 2023 Reviewed by Inksterium No comments

Another week, another round of metal reviews in the bag. Words are tough, so we assembled the highlights. And if you want to read the latest reviews for the new offerings from The Lion’s Daughter, Convocation, Nightmarer, Dyssebeia, and Neurectomy, you can do that too!

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Dyssebeia – Garden of Stillborn Idols Review

November 17, 2023December 28, 2023 Reviewed by Metalligator No comments

Melodic Death Metal is truly a mixed bag of a genre. You often know what you will get when you press play. For every Carcass, The Black Dahlia Murder and Amorphis, there are thousands of At the Gates, In Flames and Insomnium clones. Are Dyssebeia also gardeners of eternal imitation?

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This Week In Metal, 2023 Week 44

November 12, 2023November 12, 2023 Reviewed by Blár No comments

Another week, another round of metal reviews in the bag. Words are tough, so we assembled the highlights. And if you want to read the latest reviews for the new offerings from Autopsy, Suffocation, Autarkh, Lower 13, and Plague Rider, you can do that too!

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Warcrab – The Howling Silence Review

November 4, 2023November 5, 2023 Reviewed by Scuttlegoat No comments

The Howling Silence is definitely very easy to listen to. The material grooves and very little about it is inoffensive. Safe to say, this Warcrab will not leave you shell-shocked.

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This Week in Metal, 2023 Week 40

October 15, 2023November 12, 2023 Reviewed by Blár No comments

Another week, another round of metal reviews in the bag. Words are tough, so we assembled the highlights. And if you want to read the latest reviews for the new offerings from Disfiguring The Goddess, Seraphic Entombment, Shining, Steven Wilson, and Arborescence of Wrath, you can do that too!

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