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Orchid Throne – Buried in Black Review

February 5, 2026February 5, 2026 Reviewed by Metalligator No comments

Our cranky gator found Lor back in 2020, but what will Lor’s bassist’s solo project Orchid Throne do for him? Find out here.

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Enduring Revery – Rhythmic Reciprocity Review

January 22, 2026January 22, 2026 Reviewed by Metalligator No comments

The mix of genres and general feel of Carrier is still here, but Gibson has this time opted for a slightly leaner experience and focused on making some of the songs tighter in progression and intent.

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Unsouling – Outward Streams Of Devotional Woe Review

November 25, 2025November 24, 2025 Reviewed by Anti-Peat No comments

There are many, many black/death metal bands. There are few of them claiming to incorporate the calm, contemplative somberness of darkwave into that. Can unsealing pull it off, or will Peat get gaslit again?

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Morke – To Carry On Review

October 10, 2025October 12, 2025 Reviewed by Anti-Peat No comments

As Obsequiae have proved, flavoring your metal with some medievalism works. Now Morke’s mastermind Eric Wing is seeking to carry on growing that new tradition with their fourth album To Carry On. Time to dust off your chainmail and give this a spin.

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Krigsgrav – Stormcaller Review

September 25, 2025September 28, 2025 Reviewed by Anti-Peat No comments

“Stormcaller jumps from genre to genre as the mood takes it, and it is highly impressive how seamless those jumps are”, Anti-Peat jots down in his notebook stained with metal salad and dirt from Texan trenches, wishing someone would just shoot at him through the thick atmosphere.

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Full of Hell – Broken Sword, Rotten Shield Review

May 30, 2025May 30, 2025 Reviewed by Scuttlegoat No comments

Broken Sword, Rotten Shield is the newest entry in Full of Hell’s eclectic musical canon. In a way, it’s a continuation of the bands previous record, which explored more noise rock-oriented textures inspired by ’90s outfits like Helmet or The Jesus Lizard. Hopefully the Helmet works too… cause the sword and shield certainly ain’t gonna cut it.

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Act of Impalement – Profane Altar Review

May 28, 2025May 28, 2025 Reviewed by Cosmo No comments

2025 has, to put it bluntly, fucking sucked for me and while I’m actively working towards improving my situation, I’ve searched for music to fill that anger. It’s been a very successful quest, and I keep finding new gems to become a vital part of my rotation as a result. Today’s act is one such example: Tennessee based death metal juggernaut Act of Impalement.

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Landfilth – CONTROL Review

May 20, 2025May 18, 2025 Reviewed by Scuttlegoat No comments

For the real amount of gains, Scuttlegoat need something loud, bassy. Something with a lack of nuance and constant aggressive dynamics. Oh, and it must be good, too.

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Ministry – The Squirrely Years Revisited Review

May 13, 2025May 8, 2025 Reviewed by Metalligator No comments

As a musician, sometimes you get high. Sometimes your name is Al. And sometimes you listen to one of your early albums—only to find yourself holding a new version of it with a cover featuring a squirrel with a raging boner.

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