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Autopsy – Ashes, Organs, Blood and Crypts Review

November 7, 2023November 7, 2023 Reviewed by Scuttlegoat No comments

Autopsy have a new album and it is time for The Goat to, yet again, praise the band for doing the things he would criticize other acts for. Autopsy sticks to what they know, but with Ashes, Organs, Blood and Crypts coming out barely a year after their last, should The Goat be concerned? Well there are guts in his teeth…

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Lower 13 – Deception Review

November 6, 2023November 5, 2023 Reviewed by Cosmo No comments

For better or worse, Deception sounds like it stepped out of the time capsule of Monster Energy-era Metalcore from 2005-2008. For what it’s worth, the production on this album as well as the talent of the band members is present though. Don’t chug and drive.

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Xoth – Exogalactic Review

November 3, 2023November 2, 2023 Reviewed by Cosmo No comments

The year is now 2023, and in the year of the purple castle, Xoth have erected one of their own in Exogalactic. Will this cosmic reign make all other castles turn lavender with envy?

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Dungeon Wolf – The White Elf Review

November 2, 2023November 1, 2023 Reviewed by Scuttlegoat No comments

I fail to believe that someone could have made an album like this and still be willing to release it, but incompetence goes a long way. The music may be as questionable as the mullet but rest assured, the sharpness of the sword will lure you in.

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Wayfarer – American Gothic Review

October 31, 2023October 29, 2023 Reviewed by Scuttlegoat No comments

Atmosphere in Wayfarer’s world is a consequence of understanding the history of the genres they decided to meld, rather than relying on samples or insisting on flavor where there is none, like so many Black Metal artists tend to do. Take a sip of American Gothic.

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Dreamwell – In My Saddest Dreams, I Am Beside You Review

October 28, 2023October 26, 2023 Reviewed by Inksterium No comments

If Screamo and elements of Math and Hardcore variety meets Post-Rock build-ups sounds like your idea of a bad gimmick, perhaps Dreamwell’s sophomore album, In My Saddest Dreams, I Am Beside You will come as a pleasant surprise. Hopefully as a good dream.

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Cirith Ungol – Dark Parade Review

October 26, 2023October 23, 2023 Reviewed by Scuttlegoat No comments

The Dark Parade has the ideal kind of throwback production. The album feels organic, warm but natural. The worst tendencies of retro producers – too much reverb and artificially roughing up the production – are mostly eschewed. RAISE YOUR SWORD!

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Reverend Kristin Michael Hayter – SAVED! Review

October 25, 2023October 22, 2023 Reviewed by Metalligator No comments

Hayter’s name change to Reverend Kristin Michael Hayter is about switching focus toward healing rather than pain, and supplies ample reason for that change even if the music is a stone’s throw away from the Lingua Ingota project. The Christian Hater returns!

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Afterbirth – In But Not Of Review

October 20, 2023October 19, 2023 Reviewed by Metalligator No comments

The Post-Metal influence is dialed up a bit and the band again reaches into what I would call Relaxing Death Metal territory (RXDM is a term me and a colleague have made up to describe Death Metal that plays around with relaxing atmospheres and major key playing at the same time as being heavy, think bands like Sweven, Gold Spire and in part, this year’s Tomb Mold). But is In But Not Of in?

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