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This Week In Metal, 2024 Week 7

February 18, 2024February 19, 2024 Reviewed by Trans-dimensional Being of Extreme Punctuation No comments

Another week, another round of metal reviews in the bag. Words are tough, so we assembled the highlights. And if you want to read the latest reviews for the new offerings from Chapel of Disease, Death Killer, Eternal Storm, Vægtløs, and Everdying, you can do that too!

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Chapel of Disease – Echoes of Light Review

February 14, 2024February 18, 2024 Reviewed by Scuttlegoat No comments

If the only way metal can innovate is to stop being metal altogether, it will go the same way as mainstream rock—it will die. Chapel of Disease are not Imagine Dragons of course. OR ARE THEY?

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This Week in Metal, 2023 Week 34

September 3, 2023September 3, 2023 Reviewed by Trans-dimensional Being of Extreme Punctuation

Another week, another round of metal reviews in the bag. Words are tough, so we assembled the highlights. And if you want to read the latest reviews for the new offerings from Deitus, Horrendous, Tongues, The Night Eternal, Mizmor, or 夢遊病者, you can do that too!

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The Night Eternal – Fatale Review

August 30, 2023September 3, 2023 Reviewed by Metalligator No comments

Finding good Heavy Metal amongst the modern output is hard. In the most classic genres of Metal it is harder to hide behind novelty, thus tight songwriting and performances matter become more important. The Night Eternal seem to know this as they write very melodic songs with a slight Gothic bend. Nothing new really, but does Metalligatorrr find any Fatale flaws?

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Sól án varma – Sól án varma Review

April 7, 2023December 30, 2023 Reviewed by Cosmo No comments

The best way to describe this album is in three parts: the build-up (I-III), the fury (IV-IX), and the afterglow (X-XII). Wear your best sunnies for this shining review.

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