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Adorior – Bleed on My Teeth Review

October 21, 2024October 21, 2024 Reviewed by Bobo Dupla No comments

Bleed on My Teeth is a relentless assault on the senses, a sonic maelstrom that threatens to consume all in its path. British band Adorior’s third full-length is a masterclass in chaos and destruction, with vocals from Melissa Gray aka Jaded Lungs that defy reason and convention. Ride the red wave.

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Odious Spirit – The Treason of Consciousness Review

October 9, 2024October 13, 2024 Reviewed by Bobo Dupla No comments

James Oskarbski, the main brain behind Odious Spirit, is not afraid to use all kinds of effects to create the best kind of oppressive music. The main ingredient on this fantabulous album is psychedelic guitar witchcraft. Get spooky with Odious Spirit!

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Vomitrot – Emetic Imprecations Review

September 17, 2024September 16, 2024 Reviewed by Bobo Dupla No comments

This 6 track primitive death metal is everything a death metal bear could wish for. Filled with prehistoric, down-tuned riffs, bass with a heavy presence and quick decisions from the drummer — Emetic Imprecations never holds back and will mercilessly beat you into submission until you vomit and excrete bodily fluids from every hole.

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Moose Cult – Book of the Machines Review

September 11, 2024September 10, 2024 Reviewed by Bobo Dupla No comments

What happens when you promise death/doom but throw some garage stoner to Goat Review’s death metal bear? Will it go down regardless or will the headquarters go up in flames of rage?

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Seth – La France des Maudits

August 30, 2024August 29, 2024 Reviewed by Bobo Dupla No comments

To get me interested in a black metal album at all, it has to offer something more than just grating tremolo riffs topped by questionable production. And when it does, it has to be done very well. Luckily, Seth slay this bear’s high standards. Find out why.

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Void Witch – Horripilating Presence

August 23, 2024August 22, 2024 Reviewed by Bobo Dupla No comments

As he ages, Bobo finds himself drawn to death/doom music, much like an older bear preferring scavenging over chasing prey. He enjoys watching it slowly die, whether it’s a fresh corpse or a decomposed cadaver. Though he usually prefers the latter, Void Witch caught him hungry enough to listen to their final pleas. How quickly will he tear them apart?

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Stress Angel – Punished by Nemesis Review

August 19, 2024August 18, 2024 Reviewed by Bobo Dupla No comments

The death metal chugging bear has decided to stay at Goat Review, Welcome to our new writer Bobo Dupla! There’s so much death metal to devour and so little time, next in line is Punished by Nemesis by Stress Angel.

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