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Eximperitus – Meritoriousness of Equanimity Review

February 9, 2026February 8, 2026 Reviewed by Cosmo No comments

Eximperitus are finally back, and their new album Meritoriousness of Equanimity brings more of the majestic riff-craft these Belarusians are known for. Killer riffs, killer vocals? Cosmo gets technical…

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Orchid Throne – Buried in Black Review

February 5, 2026February 5, 2026 Reviewed by Metalligator No comments

Our cranky gator found Lor back in 2020, but what will Lor’s bassist’s solo project Orchid Throne do for him? Find out here.

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The Ruins of Beverast – Tempelschlaf Review

February 4, 2026February 3, 2026 Reviewed by Scuttlegoat No comments

Some bands are great enough to make Scuttlegoat rise through the January sludge of slam-diving. After all, why not take a break with some quality music when $lamuary fails to deliver? But sometimes shit hits the fan even after they escape the sewers.

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Ulver – Neverland Review

January 28, 2026January 27, 2026 Reviewed by Metalligator No comments

Ulver are a strange band and Neverland is another strange question mark under their belt. Starting out with its left field album cover, Neveland marks another shift in the band’s direction. This time we are in full deconstruction mode, floating in a vast space of possibility (or an abyss of it).

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Invictus – Nocturnal Visions Review

January 26, 2026January 26, 2026 Reviewed by Bobo Dupla No comments

Join Bobo for his morning seminar on bear nutrition. Start by grounding your breakfast with some Noctrunal Visions, before you move on to the D that Invictus graces your tastebuds with.

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Enduring Revery – Rhythmic Reciprocity Review

January 22, 2026January 22, 2026 Reviewed by Metalligator No comments

The mix of genres and general feel of Carrier is still here, but Gibson has this time opted for a slightly leaner experience and focused on making some of the songs tighter in progression and intent.

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Lychgate – Precipice Review

January 21, 2026January 20, 2026 Reviewed by Anti-Peat No comments

Normally, The Goat Review has policies against covering releases from the previous year when the year turns. But hold Anti-Peat’s beer, as he’s been necromanced by Lychgates frightening new machine, that permanently steals your glance once you observe it.