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Sacrenoir – Comme des Revenants Parmi les Ruines Review

July 1, 2023January 14, 2024 Reviewed by Cosmo No comments

Touted by the label as being a mix of various second wave bands, such as Darkthrone and Gorgoroth, this is an album that promises a throwback to the 90s with its icy style of black metal. It seems that 30 years on, the ice has melted.

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Arkona – Kob’ Review

June 18, 2023February 11, 2024 Reviewed by Cosmo No comments

Arkona’s 2018 album Khram really impressed Cosmo. Now, five years later, they return with Kob’. Can they impress the easily impressed Cosmo again?

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Aodon – Portraits Review

June 4, 2023August 2, 2024 Reviewed by Metalligator No comments

Portrait of a disintrested Gator.

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Profeci – Ubóstwo Review

May 28, 2023September 17, 2024 Reviewed by Cosmo No comments

Cosmo goes exploring Metal Archives and finds black metal he likes. No joke.

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Omnikoloss – Wandering Through Concrete Valleys Review

May 14, 2023November 11, 2024 Reviewed by Cosmo No comments

Black metal band finally bores Cosmo! Read all about it in today’s issue!

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Hasard – Malivore Review

May 12, 2023December 31, 2023 Reviewed by Metalligator No comments

Springing from the rib of the odd opera-with-growls project Les Chants Du Hasard, Hasard takes a more conventional approach of classical infused black metal, as weird as that is to say. The titular musician Hasard is responsible for everything here apart from a great appearance from John Steven Morgan (of Wreche fame) on piano.

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Dødheimsgard – Black Medium Current Review

April 23, 2023December 12, 2023 Reviewed by Metalligator No comments

Black Medium Current is a very groove driven album that sinks its teeth in further with each spin. It ends up taking on an hypnotic aura that makes me think of a more chilled out Schammasch, high on space mushrooms and drifting out into zero gravity. See you later Metalligator!

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Sól án varma – Sól án varma Review

April 7, 2023December 30, 2023 Reviewed by Cosmo No comments

The best way to describe this album is in three parts: the build-up (I-III), the fury (IV-IX), and the afterglow (X-XII). Wear your best sunnies for this shining review.

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Hellripper – Warlocks Grim & Withered Hags Review

February 17, 2023December 20, 2023 Reviewed by Cosmo No comments

Hellripper’s got a new one out, and Cosmo is hoping that he doesn’t fulfill the plight of Icarus and crash into the sea with failed expectations. There’s always a certain level of expectation going into a new album from a beloved band. Let’s hope this doesn’t cause a case of premature eblackulation.

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