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This Week In Metal, 2024 Week 22

June 2, 2024June 2, 2024 Reviewed by Blár No comments

Another week, another round of metal reviews in the bag. Words are tough, so we assembled the highlights. And if you want to read the latest reviews for the new offerings from Kawir, Nocturnus AD, Beaten To Death, and Adversarial, you can do that too!

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Adversarial – Solitude with the Eternal… Review

May 31, 2024May 30, 2024 Reviewed by Cosmo No comments

It’s a great year to be a blackened death metal fan. There’s been an embarrassment of riches within this microgenre so far — Diabolic Oath, Endless Loss, Heresiarch, to name a few — and we haven’t reached the halfway point of the year yet. So how will Adversarial’s new album Solitude with the Eternal… fare in this blackened treasure trove?

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This Week In Metal, 2024 Week 21

May 26, 2024May 31, 2024 Reviewed by Trans-dimensional Being of Extreme Punctuation No comments

Another week, another round of metal reviews in the bag. Words are tough, so we assembled the highlights. And if you want to read the latest reviews for the new offerings from The Last of Lucy, Darkthrone, Pallbearer, Vale of Pnath, and Demersal, you can do that too!

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Crypts of the Unknown: Incubator – McGillroy the Housefly

May 22, 2024May 22, 2024 Reviewed by Scuttlegoat No comments

Join us as Scuttlegoat reminisces on Incubator’s 1992 release McGillroy the Housefly. Oh, never heard of it? Well here in the Crypts we specialize in the unknown, the uncelebrated, and the uncovered, no matter how recent or distant. We can’t keep all our dirty little secrets… How’d you miss the buzz on ol’ McGillroy?

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The Last of Lucy – Godform Review

May 20, 2024May 19, 2024 Reviewed by Scuttlegoat No comments

As our resident expert for everything death, tech, and brutal, will Scuttlegoat be the easiest candidate for reviewing an album that he knows he won’t enjoy? Or is that kind of masochism only reserved for a certain black metal loving bat? Will this be The Last of Scuttlegoat or will he transcend into Godform?

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This Week In Metal, 2024 Week 18

May 5, 2024May 2, 2024 Reviewed by Blár No comments

Another week, another round of metal reviews in the bag. Words are tough, so we assembled the highlights. And if you want to read the latest reviews for the new offerings from Hamferð, Full of Hell, Nuclear Tomb, and Crawl, you can do that too!

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Crawl – Altar of Disgust Review

May 3, 2024May 2, 2024 Reviewed by Cosmo No comments

Having listened to an obscene amount of death metal, a lot of it including Swedeath over the years, I’ve reached a point in my metal journey where I see a new Swedeath album and groan, because it’s most likely going to be another band beating an extremely dead horse. Dead horses makes Cosmo mad!

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This Week In Metal, 2024 Week 17

April 28, 2024April 27, 2024 Reviewed by Inksterium No comments

Another week, another round of metal reviews in the bag. Words are tough, so we assembled the highlights. And if you want to read the latest reviews for the new offerings from Bongripper, In Vain, Mother of All, Vanessa Funke, and Engulfed, you can do that too!

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Engulfed – Unearthly Litanies of Despair Review

April 26, 2024April 24, 2024 Reviewed by Cosmo No comments

Sometimes, all the body needs is good old-fashioned, no-nonsense, no-frills death metal. Thankfully, Turkish death metal horde Engulfed has exactly what the doctor ordered: riffs, cool solos, more riffs, an evil atmosphere, and even more riffs. It’s easy to please those who seek the skeeze.

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