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This Week In Metal, 2025 Week 41

October 12, 2025October 12, 2025 Reviewed by Cosmo No comments

Another week, another round of metal reviews in the bag. Words are tough, so we assembled the highlights. And if you want to read the latest reviews for the new offerings from Arkhaaik and Der Weg einer Freiheit, you can do that too! Pop open a fresh bottle of German bubbly water and enjoy.

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Morke – To Carry On Review

October 10, 2025October 12, 2025 Reviewed by Anti-Peat No comments

As Obsequiae have proved, flavoring your metal with some medievalism works. Now Morke’s mastermind Eric Wing is seeking to carry on growing that new tradition with their fourth album To Carry On. Time to dust off your chainmail and give this a spin.

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This Week In Metal, 2025 Week 39

September 28, 2025September 28, 2025 Reviewed by Cosmo No comments

Another week, another round of metal reviews in the bag. Words are tough, so we assembled the highlights. And if you want to read the latest reviews for the new offerings from Arkhaaik and Der Weg einer Freiheit, you can do that too! Pop open a fresh bottle of German bubbly water and enjoy.

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Krigsgrav – Stormcaller Review

September 25, 2025September 28, 2025 Reviewed by Anti-Peat No comments

“Stormcaller jumps from genre to genre as the mood takes it, and it is highly impressive how seamless those jumps are”, Anti-Peat jots down in his notebook stained with metal salad and dirt from Texan trenches, wishing someone would just shoot at him through the thick atmosphere.

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The Infernal Deceit – The True Harmful Black Review

April 17, 2025April 16, 2025 Reviewed by Anti-Peat No comments

If there is one period and sound in metal history that gets Anti-Peat going like a small kid in a sweet shop, it’s 1990s Sweden. But can you get too much of a good thing? Join Anti-Peat as he tries to eat some German cuisine consisting of salty Swedish fish with a side of meatballs.

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Istapp – Sól Tér Sortna Review

April 15, 2025April 16, 2025 Reviewed by Anti-Peat No comments

When Anti-Peat saw a slew of people recommending melodic black metal of a cold and wintry nature, he had to stapp and take a look. Yes, that’s how he ended up pressing anti-stapp on Sól Tér Sortna by Istapp. That translates to pressing play. If you’d like us to stapp with the stapping, please read on.

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Annus in Cvltus – The Year in Black Metal 2024

January 6, 2025January 6, 2025 Reviewed by Trans-dimensional Being of Extreme Punctuation No comments

The Goat Review presents an annual special: the year in review of black metal 2024. Your time is precious. We did the listening for you! Have a good squeeze if you please.

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Last Call at the Goat Press 2024, Part 3

December 18, 2024December 19, 2024 Reviewed by Trans-dimensional Being of Extreme Punctuation No comments

Metalligator sat at his desk stumped, staring at the slowly falling snow outside the office window. “I was sure I had him this time”—a mutter escaped as he tossed aside his “Spiderman” album…

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Gig Report: Wolves in the Throne Room – EartH Hall London, 31 May 2024

June 6, 2024June 7, 2024 Reviewed by Inksterium No comments

Inkster reluctantly left the venue when the gig ended, wishing to have stayed for a few more songs, and dreading the journey back home. Find out what makes reality dissolve if only for a short while in this timely gig report.

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