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Cult Burial – Collapse of Pattern, Reverence of Dust Review

October 24, 2025October 24, 2025 Reviewed by Cosmo No comments

Collapse of Pattern, Reverence of Dust strikes more vicious in sound than previous albums with an added focus on big headbanging riffs. And at the end of the day, who doesn’t want a big, fat, honkin’ riff??

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Smohalla – Ruina Draconis Review

October 22, 2025October 19, 2025 Reviewed by Anti-Peat No comments

It’s always struck Anti-Peat as interesting how labels like avant-garde stop being a descriptor of being on the edge and become a set established sound of their own within a genre. Travel down the ruined dragon’s hole.

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An Abstract Illusion – The Sleeping City Review

October 17, 2025October 17, 2025 Reviewed by Metalligator No comments

In the Gator’s semi-advanced age, a conciliary mindset directed him to pick up the promo for The Sleeping City. But pressing play on “Blackmurmur”, and sitting through seven minutes of intro before the song reaches its four minutes of actual meat had him moments away from reaching for the metaphorical knife again.

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Morke – To Carry On Review

October 10, 2025October 12, 2025 Reviewed by Anti-Peat No comments

As Obsequiae have proved, flavoring your metal with some medievalism works. Now Morke’s mastermind Eric Wing is seeking to carry on growing that new tradition with their fourth album To Carry On. Time to dust off your chainmail and give this a spin.

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Paradise Lost – Ascension Review

October 8, 2025October 8, 2025 Reviewed by Metalligator No comments

This one doesn’t just sound like Paradise Lost. It is Paradise Lost! Almost as long as the novel too… does our Gator get caught up in the Ascension as any fan boy would? Well…

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Medieval Demon – All Powers of Darkness Review

September 23, 2025September 23, 2025 Reviewed by Anti-Peat No comments

If there is one thing that has changed about me since first being summoned to the Goat Review ranks, it is an ever deepening fascination with Greek black metal. It should therefore surprise nobody that my first act at the end of our summer break was to claim Medieval Demon. One evil gyro, coming right up.

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This Week In Metal, 2025 Week 37

September 14, 2025September 14, 2025 Reviewed by Trans-dimensional Being of Extreme Punctuation No comments

Another week, another round of metal reviews in the bag. Words are tough, so we assembled the highlights. And if you want to read the latest reviews for the new offerings from Arkhaaik and Der Weg einer Freiheit, you can do that too! Pop open a fresh bottle of German bubbly water and enjoy.

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Der Weg einer Freiheit – Innern Review

September 11, 2025September 11, 2025 Reviewed by Cosmo No comments

2017 was a year of discovery for Cosmo. He learned a lot about himself, grew as a person, but more importantly discovered what would become his favorite black metal band of all time, Der Weg einer Freiheit. And now that DWeF is back? Well, he never really stopped stroking that stiff black metal eggplant of his…

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Arkhaaik – Uihtis Review

September 9, 2025September 7, 2025 Reviewed by Anti-Peat No comments

Arkhaaik’s pitch of bronze age hunting metal, complete with lyrics written in Proto-Indo-European, is one that naturally attracts skepticism. Spears up, y’all.

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