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Plague Rider – Intensities Review

November 8, 2023November 7, 2023 Reviewed by Cosmo No comments

Watts’ vocal performance on Intensities sickens me in the best way; his unhinged, demented rasps on key tracks cementing some of my favorite album moments. Henderson also has a phenomenal performance: being extraordinarily technical yet never too much. Will these sounds absquatulate from Cosmo’s desiring ears?

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Autopsy – Ashes, Organs, Blood and Crypts Review

November 7, 2023November 7, 2023 Reviewed by Scuttlegoat No comments

Autopsy have a new album and it is time for The Goat to, yet again, praise the band for doing the things he would criticize other acts for. Autopsy sticks to what they know, but with Ashes, Organs, Blood and Crypts coming out barely a year after their last, should The Goat be concerned? Well there are guts in his teeth…

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Lower 13 – Deception Review

November 6, 2023November 5, 2023 Reviewed by Cosmo No comments

For better or worse, Deception sounds like it stepped out of the time capsule of Monster Energy-era Metalcore from 2005-2008. For what it’s worth, the production on this album as well as the talent of the band members is present though. Don’t chug and drive.

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The Week In Metal, 2023 Week 43

November 5, 2023November 12, 2023 Reviewed by Inksterium No comments

Another week, another round of metal reviews in the bag. Words are tough, so we assembled the highlights. And if you want to read the latest reviews for the new offerings from Obsidian Tide, Wayfarer, Dungeon Wolf, Xoth, and Warcrab, you can do that too!

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Warcrab – The Howling Silence Review

November 4, 2023November 5, 2023 Reviewed by Scuttlegoat No comments

The Howling Silence is definitely very easy to listen to. The material grooves and very little about it is inoffensive. Safe to say, this Warcrab will not leave you shell-shocked.

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Xoth – Exogalactic Review

November 3, 2023November 2, 2023 Reviewed by Cosmo No comments

The year is now 2023, and in the year of the purple castle, Xoth have erected one of their own in Exogalactic. Will this cosmic reign make all other castles turn lavender with envy?

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Dungeon Wolf – The White Elf Review

November 2, 2023November 1, 2023 Reviewed by Scuttlegoat No comments

I fail to believe that someone could have made an album like this and still be willing to release it, but incompetence goes a long way. The music may be as questionable as the mullet but rest assured, the sharpness of the sword will lure you in.

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Wayfarer – American Gothic Review

October 31, 2023October 29, 2023 Reviewed by Scuttlegoat No comments

Atmosphere in Wayfarer’s world is a consequence of understanding the history of the genres they decided to meld, rather than relying on samples or insisting on flavor where there is none, like so many Black Metal artists tend to do. Take a sip of American Gothic.

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Obsidian Tide – The Grand Crescendo Review

October 30, 2023October 29, 2023 Reviewed by Metalligator No comments

I can hear the seeds of Obsidian Tide’s voice forming on The Grand Crescendo. That is not to say that the influences cannot be clearly heard on the album. On the contrary, the soft/heavy dynamic and transitions lean heavily on Opeth still, sometimes even sounding like direct quotes. Prog Monday, anyone?

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