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Resin Tomb – Cerebral Purgatory Review

January 22, 2024January 21, 2024 Reviewed by Cosmo No comments

What’s the result when you combine a dash of sludge metal, a cup of death metal, a pinch of hardcore, and a tablespoon of grind? Resin Tomb—some of the stompiest deathgrind this side of the Pacific Ocean. Order now and it comes with a free slotted spoon!

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This Week In Metal, 2023 Week 45

November 19, 2023November 18, 2023 Reviewed by Inksterium No comments

Another week, another round of metal reviews in the bag. Words are tough, so we assembled the highlights. And if you want to read the latest reviews for the new offerings from The Lion’s Daughter, Convocation, Nightmarer, Dyssebeia, and Neurectomy, you can do that too!

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The Lion’s Daughter – Bath House Review

November 14, 2023November 13, 2023 Reviewed by Metalligator No comments

Bath House is a rawer experience that leans less on the synths, although they are still there – meaner, producing uneasy sounds that often recalls a wounded animal whining out its pain in the distance. The mood the combined elements strike is overall good and there are some hefty highlights here and there. Will Croque throw this album out with the bath water?

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Vexing – Grand Reproach Review

May 21, 2023September 17, 2024 Reviewed by Scuttlegoat No comments

Come, read about Scuttlegoat’s grand reproach of Vexings new album.

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Enduring Revery – Carrier Review

May 7, 2023October 5, 2025 Reviewed by Metalligator No comments

Carrier of contemplative metallic sludge.

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Hibernaut – Ingress Review

May 7, 2023October 5, 2025 Reviewed by Scuttlegoat No comments

Scuttlegoat dives deep into the sludge, trying to ascertain its intensity for just a bit too long.

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Keiji Haino & Sumac – Into This Juvenile Apocalypse Our Golden Blood to Pour Let Us Never Review

October 9, 2022July 15, 2024 Reviewed by Metalligator No comments

Come for the improv, stay for Gator’s fake haikus.

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KEN mode – NULL Review

October 2, 2022October 11, 2023 Reviewed by Blár No comments

As a big fan of the direction they took with the closer “No Gentle Art” on Loved (which is also my favourite track on that album), it’s a real treat to see KEN mode continuing writing slow building and slightly lower tempo songs.

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