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This Week In Metal, 2024 Week 35

September 1, 2024September 1, 2024 Reviewed by Inksterium No comments

Another week, another round of metal reviews in the bag. Words are tough, so we assembled the highlights. And if you want to read the latest reviews for the new offerings from Feind, Nebülith, Aseitas, Har, and Seth, you can do that too! I

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Nebülith – Feel Good Music for the End of the World Vol. 1 Review

August 29, 2024August 27, 2024 Reviewed by Scuttlegoat No comments

Stoner as a genre often gets a bad rep. Sure, it’s not like the stereotypical act with a horrendously nasal vocalist, singing arhythmically over repetitive overlong songs does not exist, but similarly, many unique acts exists that are more fluid in tempo and that are willing to take other influences in. Feel good music or feel bad music?

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This Week In Metal, 2024 Week 17

April 28, 2024April 27, 2024 Reviewed by Inksterium No comments

Another week, another round of metal reviews in the bag. Words are tough, so we assembled the highlights. And if you want to read the latest reviews for the new offerings from Bongripper, In Vain, Mother of All, Vanessa Funke, and Engulfed, you can do that too!

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Bongripper – Empty Review

April 22, 2024April 22, 2024 Reviewed by Scuttlegoat No comments

Something draws our Goat to Bongripper. Something in his hooves demands revisiting their work and only with deep rooted meditation (sometimes with the aid of the very same herb that Bongripper seem to enjoy indulging in) can he find the reason why: it’s not weed. Or is it? Either way, the forecast is hazy.

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Mourn the Light / High Priest / Ice Howl / Archdruid – Split Review

November 21, 2023December 30, 2023 Reviewed by Cosmo No comments

Ah, the split. The underappreciated release that can highlight potential up-and-comers, or showcase multiple bands that don’t bring anything interesting to the table. Sometimes, a split gets released and reveals the best of a band’s material. So where does this four-way split land? Pick your player.

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Grin – Black Nothingness Review

April 9, 2023February 17, 2024 Reviewed by Trans-dimensional Being of Extreme Punctuation No comments

Stoner doom that bangs out six fuzzy and judiciously chimed tracks before the pack on your pipe fizzles out? Unheard of! Believe it!

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Unlock the Crypts

Crypts of the Unknown: Blunt Force Trauma – Vengeance for Nothing

Current Obsessions

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